UNHOLY FUCKER OF MOTHERS. A+++ suspense, would shirk away from computer in nervous anticipation again.

Okay, done with the MH posts for tonight, but for uninitiated parties, this is a pretty good summary of Entry #56. With more beatings and possible asbestos poisoning.
Never forget this masterpiece.
Awwww, yeah! Represented at Papa Joe’s today. Because if there’s one thing I love more than being a fatty, it’s getting even more fat from delicious fajitas while waiting for someone to compliment/ask about my shirt so that I can talk their faces off about MH until they run screaming into the night and maybe also check that shit out <3
First thought upon seeing the YouTube thumbnail for the new video: “Why have I never noticed that Tim is a handsome 50’s dad.”

I was coming out of Safeway the other day, wearing my new Operator Symbol shirt. As I was walking through the parking lot, a passing car slowed to a creep and then a full stop. The guy inside seemed to be assessing my shirt - I mean, really staring - as if he were trying to make sure that it was indeed what it looked like. Either that or my tits now stop traffic. Unfortunately, being evening rush hour, the Baltimore City yuppie set were all coming home and making the parking lot one big death trap and Car Guy had to drive on to avoid being rear-ended.
I just wanted to say to you…wherever you are: yes. Yes, it was. Let’s talk next time, bro.
Obligatory crossover macro.
I firmly believe that Joseph Plays a Trumpet was foreshadowing for how crazy Alex really is in Marble Hornets and no one is convincing me otherwise.
OH NO I AM SCREAMING
ASDFGHJKL;’ DYING NOW
First thing that popped into my head.

Now I’m imagining some sort of fucked up Blue Velvet/Marble Hornets hybrid where Slenders is inhaling amyl nitrate, roughing up Jay for liking Heineken, and weeping over Roy Orbison songs. Among other, more horrifying things.
ETA two minutes later: Welp, “In Dreams” just started playing in iTunes and I am officially going to die.