| Her, slurring, falling asleep on the couch under a blanket: | Can you bring me Slender Man? |
| Me, laughing: | Slender Man? |
| Her: | That would make me feel better. |
| Me: | We can make this happen. |
| Her, a few minutes later, in the middle of saying something else unrelated: | ...he probably wouldn't make me feel better. |
From my feverish, 16 year old sister
RIDE LIKE THE WIND, NOAH
EMH WITHDRAWALS. This gif represents my life at the moment.
Evan = Me: “omg Jeff, I need my ARG fix giveittomenow *reeeeeeach*
Jeff = IRL Jeff: “lol no get off my dick”
Vince = Vince *PASSIVE*
Just gonna…go watch some Cronenberg now.
HNNNGG
YOU GUYS. TROY WASN’T TROLLING. FUCK YES.
MARBLE HORNETS: THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON
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-Two discs!
-Includes Introduction, Entries 1-26 and their respective totheark responses.
-Commentary by me, Joseph (Alex), and Tim.
-Behind the scenes funstuff like bloopers and Tim being a constant, hilarious distraction.
-The tweets/twitpics
-Bios
-Festival trailer
<3<3<3
Another MH MS Paint masterpiece. Look at those skills.
Explanation: I told Rowan that Morrissey’s “The More You Ignore Me, the Closer I Get” was totally Slendy’s song…except “I will be in the bar, with my head on the bar”. Thus…
I mean, sometimes tall, faceless interdimensional beings gotta drown their sorrows in a glass of Jim Beam just like me other people. It’s alright, Jay’s gonna check it out later. Because it could be a lead. To more bullshit.
Remember when i made Slenderman into a French pornstar?
The third and final installment of of the sort of unintentional preggo!Timasky saga. I cry myself to sleep every goddamn night over it.
re: Masky’s apparent weight gain in #33
THIS IS WHY. OH TIMASKY I’M REALLY FUCKING SORRY. ;^; ALSO NOTE MY AMAZING ABILITY TO DRAW PEOPLE AND FURNITURE AND SLENDYS AND BASICALLY EVERYTHING.
ps: Now that I think about it, this is basically the logical conclusion to this lolmorningsickness
pps: moral of the story as my ninth grade health teacher told us - keep it in your pants and kill Georgette before she gets a chance to make this shit.
