From my feverish, 16 year old sister
|Her, slurring, falling asleep on the couch under a blanket:
||Can you bring me Slender Man?
||That would make me feel better.
||We can make this happen.
|Her, a few minutes later, in the middle of saying something else unrelated:
||...he probably wouldn't make me feel better.
2:18 pm • 20 May 2012 • 5 notes
What the hell, Alex? WHAT THE HELL?
Always with the rocks.
12:34 pm • 7 September 2011 • 18 notes
Ain’t that the fucking truth. Damn straight.
9:48 pm • 9 August 2011 • 84 notes
EMH WITHDRAWALS. This gif represents my life at the moment.
Evan = Me: “omg Jeff, I need my ARG fix giveittomenow *reeeeeeach*
Jeff = IRL Jeff: “lol no get off my dick”
Vince = Vince *PASSIVE*
Just gonna…go watch some Cronenberg now.
12:04 am • 21 May 2011
YOU GUYS. TROY WASN’T TROLLING. FUCK YES.
MARBLE HORNETS: THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON
-Includes Introduction, Entries 1-26 and their respective totheark responses.
-Commentary by me, Joseph (Alex), and Tim.
-Behind the scenes funstuff like bloopers and Tim being a constant, hilarious distraction.
4:33 pm • 31 March 2011 • 34 notes
Another MH MS Paint masterpiece. Look at those skills.
Explanation: I told Rowan that Morrissey’s “The More You Ignore Me, the Closer I Get” was totally Slendy’s song…except “I will be in the bar, with my head on the bar”. Thus…
I mean, sometimes tall, faceless interdimensional beings gotta drown their sorrows in a glass of Jim Beam just like
me other people. It’s alright, Jay’s gonna check it out later. Because it could be a lead. To more bullshit.
10:16 pm • 16 February 2011 • 3 notes
Remember when i made Slenderman into a French pornstar?
11:52 am • 16 February 2011 • 4 notes
The third and final installment of of the sort of unintentional preggo!Timasky saga. I cry myself to sleep every goddamn night over it.
4:12 pm • 15 February 2011
re: Masky’s apparent weight gain in #33
THIS IS WHY. OH TIMASKY I’M REALLY FUCKING SORRY. ;^; ALSO NOTE MY AMAZING ABILITY TO DRAW PEOPLE AND FURNITURE AND SLENDYS AND BASICALLY EVERYTHING.
ps: Now that I think about it, this is basically the logical conclusion to this lolmorningsickness
pps: moral of the story as my ninth grade health teacher told us - keep it in your pants and kill Georgette before she gets a chance to make this shit.
12:52 pm • 11 February 2011 • 1 note