omf thank you
- Crush asks if they can kiss you
- Panic. Convinced they are either a.) blind, b.) desperate, c.) have a fetish for ugly chicks, d.) b.) and also they figure you’ll be easy because they’re convinced that no one else ever comes onto you
if only, e.) insane
- Go home, feel like you’re about to vomit, shower, sweatpants, eternal depression
- Hate crush and self until crush doesn’t like you anymore, then like crush again
Special Thanks to Sappholovergirlreturns for submitting this.
Aubrey Beardsley. Might not be to everyone’s taste, but he’s fabulous. He’s my favourite artist and died in 1898 at the tender age of 25 of TB, although he was sickly his entire life
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Frankie Manning. Helped invent Lindy Hop in the 1940s, and thereby an entire brand of culture in swing dancing. Sharp dresser, smooth talker, amazing dancer until he died. And LOOK at that beautiful man!
People who don’t listen to music…